GINGRICH UNVEILS NEW CONTRACT WITH AMERICA CALLED “THIS TIME WE MEAN IT”
By R J Shulman
ATLANTA – (PTSD News) – Newt Gingrich announced today that he will be running for president in 2012 and has drafted a new Contract with America as his platform. The contract called, “This Time We Mean It,” promises to eliminate all taxes for the rich and all social entitlements in the budget.

“Now that the tax and spend liberal communist name-calling Muslim lovers are in power,” Gingrich told a crowd of about a dozen at a downtown Atlanta rally, “frankly, it makes sense to talk about term limits again. Our brand new Contract with America is right in step with the public’s long standing disgust with the Obama deficits and wars that make no sense. Come 2012,” Gingrich continued, “I and my wife or maybe a new wife will be role models to Americans of how the GOP is loyal and sticks to family values.”

Other pledges in the new Contract with America include plans to re-open the prison at Guantanamo which Obama “hastily closed before all of the enhanced interrogation could take effect,” and a reinstatement of the ban on embryo stem cell research, a ban on the use of condoms and making it illegal for women to say no to sex as “all of these things stop potential life.”

James Carville predicted that America “won’t be fooled again as the new GOP boss is same as the old GOP boss with the same witch’s brew of eye of Newt, toe of Rush and Adams apple of Ann Coulter.”

FOR THE IMPORTANT NEWS PTSD RECOMMENDS THAT YOU VISIT CITIZENS FOR LEGITIMATE GOVERNMENT AT http://www.legitgov.org/