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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

BILL O’REILLY ON OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) – Citing the recent sharp drop in values of residential property in the nation’s capital, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly placed blame squarely on the residents who just moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. “It’s no coincidence that immediately after the Obamas moved into that exclusive neighborhood the housing prices plummeted,” O’Reilly said discounting claims that the depressed economy has something to do with the nose dive in housing prices.

“The Bushes knew how to keep the place up with dignity and style,” O’Reilly said, “unlike the current owner who says stuff like ‘pass me the MF nukes.’ That’s a loss of 15% in value right there.” “We worked hard for our inheritance that bought us our home near the White House,” said Wilton Gormley III who lives just blocks from the capital with his wife and two children, “and now thanks to this ‘look-whose-coming-to-State-dinner crowd’ moving next door, my property value has tanked.”

O’Reilly’s comments have brought anger from some who claim O’Reilly’s has engaged in unabashed racial discrimination. O’Reilly defended his remarks by saying, “I am not saying the loss in property value is because the O’Bamas are black but rather that they are terrorist Muslims who like to smoke crack, talk in jive and throw wild White House hip-hop parties to all hours of the morning.”

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