200 YEARS AFTER DARWIN’S BIRTH, AMERICA HAS NOT EVOLVED
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) - While every other so-called modern educated country has long since embraced Darwin’s theory of evolution, Americans seem to be going the other way. According to the most recent ABC-TV news poll, for the first time in over ninety years, as many people profess belief in creationism as do those who believe in evolution. “At this rate of de-evolution by 2038, Americans will start to grow gills and lose the use of their legs,” said Calvin Hopkins, a Yale University biologist.

“The steady increase of public school boards substituting creationism for evolution is frightening,” said Claire Dottweiler of the National Education Foundation, “but not as frightening as having George W. Bush as the standard bearer for the theory of intelligent design.” Former President Bush said, “I am pleased as a punch bowl that I could convince people that science was a four letter word and that evolution couldn’t be true because that would mean that I was uncle to some monkey.”

“We are quite thankful that our prayers have been answered by the Lord who has opened people’s eyes to the need for faith based science,” said Reverend James Dobson. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, as strong foe of evolution was asked what proof she had that Darwin was wrong. She replied, “I’ll look that up and get back to ya.”

“If we don’t reverse this trend toward creationism,” said Mitchell Singleton a science professor at Stanford University, “critical thinking my soon become extinct.”



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