BIPARTISANSHIP ONLY APPROPRIATE WHEN DEMS ARE IN POWER
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – GOP party leader Rush Limbaugh has convinced Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that bipartisanship is the noble way to conduct business, even when the Democrats are in power. Reid said that he is very happy to compromise with the Republicans in the spirit of working together to solve the country’s problems.

“The Democrats have all this Kumbayah on the brain,” Limbaugh said, “and such a need to be nicey, nice, that they don’t see what’s coming. They have unwittingly allowed us to water down the stimulus package so much that it will fail altogether. Then we can blame Obama and the Democrats for its failure and that will be our strategy to retake Congress in 2010 and when we do, see if we have any idea what the word bipartisan means.”