FOX NEWS POLL: OBAMA’S POPULARITY IS NOW AT 0%
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) – Fox News reported today that their latest poll shows that Obama’s popularity rating had dropped from 42% to 0 and is now at the lowest level for any president. “We couldn’t find a single American who approves of Obama,” said Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes, “in fact the only supporters we could find anywhere were Osama Bin Laden and a few die hard communists.”

“Obama is trying to do too much of not enough,” said Isaac Whalen of Chillicothe, Ohio, “or is it not enough of too much.” The Fox study showed that 78% of American voters already think Obama is the worst president ever. “This Muslim president we have is so bad,” said Luke Copley of Columbia, South Carolina, “that it makes me miss the warmth of Dick Cheney.” “I sure miss having a president you could sit and have a beer with like W, only you couldn’t do it in pubic ‘cause the liberal press would point out that Bush was a drunkard,” said Harley Coons of Joplin, Missouri. “But now who wants to go to a bar with this Obama guy and share some arugula? Count me out.”

“It’s as if the silver tongued devil himself has entered the White House,” said Clint Schramm, author of the new book, Obaminable Snowman: How the President’s Lies will Ruin Your Life.”

Fox’s survey found that most Americans feel that they no longer have a President who cares about them. “I am now out in the cold when it comes to having a president,” said Hines Lovell of Williamsport, Pennsylvania, “now would someone please tell me what we bitter people who cling to our bibles and guns are gonna do now?”

Fox’s report also shows that 93% hold Obama responsible for the country’s woes. “Ever since that guy who hates American got into office, the stock market as gone down and we are fighting wars we don’t need,” said Darlene Cook of Terre Haute, Indiana.

Fox’s survey has a margin of error of 100 points.

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