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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA MADE SECRET VISIT TO MECCA
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) In an exclusive report, Fox News claims that President Obama made a clandestine pilgrimage to Mecca during his first trip to the Middle East. “We have proof that Barack Obama used a look alike to stand in for him at the end of his Turkish visit,” said Brit Hume, “This allowed the president to go to Mecca as required by his Muslim faith. That is why he suddenly appeared later in Baghdad as its right next door to Mecca.”

“The only reason Obama wanted to go to the Middle East was to visit Islamic holy sites and to pass American secrets to Islamofascist terrorists,” said Bill O’Reilly. “You didn’t see him visit our ally Israel, no, all he wanted to do was visit with our enemies, Turkey, Iraq and France.”

“If you look closely, you'd see he's exchanged his phony flag pin with one that has the crescent on it, the sign of the Islamic America hating terrorist,” said Glenn Beck. “And it is no accident that his disappearances five times each day coincide with Muslim prayer schedules.”

“Why aren’t the legitimate news networks reporting this?” said Sean Hannity. “This is not only my lead story, it is my only story.” “I hope Obama’s mission to Mecca is a failure,” said Rush Limbaugh, “unless he brings me back a tub of oxycontin.” “We better impeach this monster,” said Representative John Boehner, “otherwise this fear monger will take away our guns and turn our holy churches into mosques.”
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