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Friday, April 10, 2009

AIG CEO LIDDY CALLS ON OBAMA TO RESIGN
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) AIG CEO Edward M. Liddy asked President Obama to step down, AIG staffers said. “We don’t think his recovery plan is working fast enough,” Liddy told reporters in the rock garden outside AIG headquarters. “We need the kind of leadership in Washington that will not get in the way of the movers and shakers making money, piles on money. Liddy added, “We need policies that not only help American Corporations be competitive in the world, but most importantly we need a leader who knows that job one is to protect executive bonuses.”

“Obama being gracious enough to leave office would be a good thing,” said former Secretary of State Henry Paulson who is now back as his firm, Goldman Sachs, “America is just too big to fail.” “We that that we, the government had purchased a controlling interest in AIG,” said current Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner, “but it looks like it was the other way around.”

No word from the White House whether President Obama has agreed to leave the presidency.


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