RIGHT WING INCENSED OVER HOMELAND SECURITY REPORT SAYING THEY ARE INCENSED
By R J Shulman
FREEMAN CITY, Montana (PTSD News) Right wing groups have sharply criticized a Homeland Security report that finds that America faces a threat from extreme right wing groups who may try and attract returning Iraq war veterans and use the recession and the election of the first African-American president as recruiting tools. “Just how many government buildings will we have to blow up to prove we are not a terrorist threat?” asked Blake Forrester, commander of the East Montana Freemen, an ultra-conservative group.

“President Bush had it right when he was going after those terrorist, troop-hating Quaker bake sale moms who were against the war,” said commentator Glenn Beck. “But to call right wing groups on the ready to overthrow the creeping socialist government of Obama as a threat to democracy is just plain nuts.”

“Timothy McVeigh was just expressing his God given right to an opinion,” said talk show host Michael Savage, “but those enviro-fascist tree huggers who say there is global warming should be shot on the spot. And just to make them happy we’ll paint the bullets green.”

“We may need to secede from the Union,” said Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, “we’ve had enough of those liberals in Washington maligning our good old American patriotic organizations, like the KKK.”

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced today that she will be giving out a $150 reward for anyone who brings her the severed left hand of any liberal who, “has the false notion that conservatives are blood-thirsty and violent.”

“The liberal media claim that conservatives are being encouraged to threaten America is completely unfounded,” said Sean Hannity, who will be hosting a new Fox News special called, “Just When Will That America Hating Negro in Our White House Confiscate Your Guns, Bibles, and Anti-Gay Signs and Force Your Virgin Daughters to be Shipped To His Muslim Brothers for Their Harems.”

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