CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST TO DEFEND AGAINST WAR ON EASTER
By R J Shulman
McGHEE, Mississippi (PTSD News) Conservative talk show host Cliff Hargus has named himself the “general” to defend against the War on Easter. “While everybody has their troops out defending the War on Christmas, they have left Easter completely unprotected,” Hargus said. “If we are not ready, those liberals will surely crucify Easter.”

Hargus, who was once syndicated on over 100 stations, but is currently heard only on WKKK in McGhee, believes Easter is the next logical target. “If those liberal heathens think there is nothing wrong with ripping the baby Jesus from public displays all over this great country, what will stop them from crushing Easter eggs and attacking little colored bunnies and chicks before they are old enough to be shot and eaten? If Bill O’Reilly has made a name for himself defending against the War on Christmas, then what better way to resurrect my career than to lead the defense against the War on Easter.”

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