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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

CHENEY WORRIED OBAMA IS YAKKING WHEN HE SHOULD BE ATTACKING
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney is slamming President Obama’s efforts to change the tone of America’s international presence. “While Obama is holding out the olive branch of dialogue to our enemies, they are making plans to stab us in the back,” Cheney said. “I know because it is what I would do.”

“I am very concerned for America’s safety due to this president’s showing of weakness,” Cheney said. “In fact, I know of at least a dozen ways that terrorists can successfully attack the United States and have shown just how this can happen in a step by step report.” “I am so impressed with the bravery and patriotism of our former vice president,” said talk show host and Republican head honcho Rush Limbaugh, “that I have posted his step-by-step scenario of how terrorists can cause havoc here in America on my new website obamamustfail.com.”

“President Obama should be shooting and not saluting Hugo Chavez and all the Castros in sight,” said Cheney, “but he chooses to shake hands rather than shake entire continents with our might. The only conclusion I can draw over Obama’s pathetic actions is that he must either be a terrorist appeasing communist coward or gay, perhaps both.”

Dick Cheney’s full comments can be found on his new website, cheneysnottoblame.com.
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