FOX TV WON’T CARRY OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE-EVER
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – Fox Television network announced that it will not carry President Obama’s press conference on Wednesday and will no longer carry any future Obama appearances. “No one here at Fox voted for that Muslim who wasn’t born in the United States,” said David Evans, president of Fox Television, “so why should we allow ourselves to be used to spread the gay agenda from the lips of a man who hates American almost as much as he hates guns. How fair and balanced would that be?”

During the president’s press conferences, Fox said it will run episodes of 24. “The public is hungry to choose a strong leader,” Evans said. “So the other networks will show the apologetic wimp Obama while we will show the awesome Jack Bauer and let the American people decide what a strong no nonsense leader looks like.”

Conservative media analyst Clark Fornberg agrees with Fox. “It’s unconstitutional to show Obama so much on the TV as it is surely cruel and unusual punishment to allow Obama to get people’s hopes up, only to be dashed by reality.”

So far the other networks will carry the president’s press conference although CBS has hinted they may run the movie Rambo while ABC-TV says they are leaning toward hosting a John Wayne film festival instead.

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