CHENEY DEMANDS OBAMA RELEASE MEMOS SHOWING LYNNDIE ENGLAND ORDERED INVASION OF IRAQ
By R J Shulman
DEEP BUNKER, Wyoming – (PTSD News) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney urged President Obama to release memos Cheney claims indicate disgraced Army PFC Lynndie England not only ordered the torture of prisoners, but ordered the invasion of Iraq. “The Obama administration is deliberately trying to point the finger of blame at George W. Bush and the Republicans for all of the illegal and immoral acts of the past eight years and as being responsible for every bone-headed foreign policy decision when it was clearly all Lynndie England’s fault.”

“I wanted to follow the Geneva convention and the conventions of common human decency,” said former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, “but I was ordered to sanction torture by an out of control Lynndie England.” “I had no choice but to find a legal justification of torture,” said former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, “as I was forced to do so by Lynndie, and you sure don’t want to cross her.”

“If those memos are released,” said Senator Larry Craig, “you’ll see Lynndie England was so scary, I had to turn gay.” “Who let the dogs out?” asked former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, “I’ll tell you who - Lynndie England and those dogs were so scary, I had to support the war in Iraq.”

President Obama’s office has denied they possess any so-called Lynndie memos. “This denial is more proof of Obama’s first hundred days of lying,” said Sean Hannity. “By failing to release the Lynndie memos, Obama has emboldened our enemies and made us less safe and even if he had released the memos, he would have emboldened the enemy and made us less safe.”

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