RNC’S MICHAEL STEELE JUBILANT “WE’VE GOT SPECTOR BACK”
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – RNC Chairman Michael Steele announced today “the exciting return of Spector to the Republican party. He had an unfortunate turn with the Democrats,” Steele said, “but now he’s back. Yes, Phil Spector, record producer extraordinaire has come back into the GOP fold.”

“I’ve already gotten over Senator Arlen Specter’s defection to the Dems,” Steele said, “because who needs that old cranky coot anyway when we have Phil Spector who has worked with the Righteous Brothers, the Beatles and my main man, Ike “whats love got to do with it” Turner, may he rest in peace. Phil will help solidify the new hep urban image of today’s GOP.”

Phil Spector, who is appealing his conviction of murdering aspiring actress Lana Clarkson, said “I am switching parties because I feel that Republicans are more in line with my philosophy, you know cause the death of people and not have to take responsibility, like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.”

Spector is currently producing a heartbreak power ballad sung by Karl Rove about Arlen Specter not being a Republican anymore called, “You’ve Lost that Loathing Feeling.”

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