FOX: OBAMA AMMO SHORTAGE FIRST STEP TO ENSLAVE CHRISTIANS
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – Fox News is reporting that the current shortage of ammunition was not only caused by President Obama, but is part of his plan to make Christians slaves like the Romans did in biblical times. “Being a Constitutional scholar, Obama knows he cannot take away our rights to bear arms,” said Fox’s Neil Cavuto, “but he is smart enough to know the Constitution does not guarantee us the right to bullets.”

“Once we lose the right to shoot whoever we want,” said Bill O’Reilly, “Obama will order a paper shortage so that they can’t print anymore bibles. Without guns or bibles, good Christians will not know what to think or do and will be ripe for enslavement by Obama’s Muslim Brotherhood.”
Fox is further reporting that in addition to the bullet and paper shortage, Obama will target the South with a wood and linen shortage. “Obama is attacking the very heart of Dixie,” said Wayne Bobby Vance of Anniston, Alabama. “Even if we can find white sheets, we wouldn’t be able to find anything to burn and for a white southern man, that is a mighty honkin’ cross to bear.”

“Without bibles to quote the scriptures,” said Sean Hannity, “good Christians will be like lambs to the slaughter when those militant gays try and turn those good God fearing people to their sinful way of life. All I can say, is ‘oh, the humanity.’”

“Oh the Hannity,” said Arianna Huffington, editor of the Huffington Post, “the only real shortage at Fox News is a shortage of the truth.”

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