GOP ON DEM HEALTH CARE BILL:WHERE IS DR. KAVORKIAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Republican leaders have expressed outrage over President Obama's proposed healthcare plan, which they say should be killed "as dead as Governor Sanford's chances to be the next President," according to Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC. "There goes the immoral right to choosers, again," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, "first they want to give women the choice to kill their babies, now they want Americans to have the choice to kill health insurance company profits."

"These liberals are attacking everything that's American with their public option plan," said House Minority Leader John Boehner. "They want to use tax payer dollars to pay for someone else's healthcare and that is communistic, socialistic and completely godless, unless, of course, it's the Congressional healthcare plan, which is all right."

The GOP has countered Obama's healthcare plan with one of their own. Called the DYGS Plan, for Don't You Get Sick, allows Americans to have the opportunity to pay high health insurance premiums, but allows the insurance companies to opt out of covering medical expenses if to do so would put the life of a CEO's bonus in danger.

The Republican plan didn't make me wildly ill," said Phil Lyons, an out of work auto worker from Willow Run, Michigan, "and that's only because I can't afford to get sick."

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