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Saturday, July 11, 2009

FOX: OBAMA VISITS RUSSIA TO BRING COMMUNISM TO USA
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - Fox News is reporting that the purpose of Barak Obama's visit to Russia was for the president to learn how to import communism to America. "Why else would he go to a commie country when we have a serious illegal immigration crisis at home he should be attending to," said Fox's Neil Cavuto.

Fox claims they have a copy of the bluepirnt on how Obama plans to replace capitalism with socialism. "First, he will take away our guns," Cavuto said, "then he will enslave our daughters and wives. But most frightening of all, are his plans to redistribute wealth. Homeowners will be driven from their houses to make way for welfare mothers, gang members and illegal Mexicans who will be moving in. White people better learn how to be gardeners, domestics and washroom attendants," Cavuto warned.

Fox also reported that Obama's trip to Ghana was to recruit some of his relatives to act as his own personal Gestapo storm troopers. "Don't answer the door after five p.m.," Cavuto said.

Fox news has come under fire from critics in recent months for reporting news that may have incited right wing viewers like James von Brunn who shot up the Holocaust Museum, killing a guard. "Nonesense," said Fox's Roger Ailes, "we report the news as we see it and let our heavily armed viewers decide."
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