STRING OF MYSTERIOUS CELEB DEATHS LINKED TO FOX REALITY SHOW

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox Television has revealed that the recent slew of celebrity deaths is not a coincidence, but is due to famous people participating in their new realtity show, Battle of the Celebrity Deaths which is scheduled to air in late October. "The biggest celebrity to die wins the show," said producer Mitch Killingsly, "We thought we had a sure winner in Farah Fawcett, with her poster selling millions and all, but she was cleary topped when Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, dropped."

"There was pretty stiff compettion," Killingsly said, "but some contestants didn't understand the winner would be the most popular star, not the biggest, as Ed McMahan was clealy the largest. And it wasn't the loudest, as that would be Billy Mays, who could shout his way through sixty seconds of pitching OxyClean, or Rush Limbaugh who could pitch for OxyContin, but wait, he's not dead yet. Or Fred Travalena who impersonated the biggest stars like Bob Hope and Frank Sinatra, or the weirdest star, like Sky Saxon, lead singer of the 60's rock group the Seeds who tooks so much psychedelic drugs that not only didin't they know how old he was when he died, but they weren't sure whether or not he had really been dead for 40 years."

Killingsly said that no one should be able to top Michael Jackson, unless, of course, he said, "you look at how messed up the world is and make the argument that God is dead."

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