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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

FOX: CHAMBLISS VICTORY REPUDIATION OF OBAMA MAKING HIM FIRST LAME DUCK PRESIDENT ELECT
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – According to Fox News, the re-election of Saxby Chambliss in the hotly contested Georgia Senate race “is proof of America’s complete repudiation of President Elect Barack Obama’s long standing failed policies.” “This election shows that the American people want the conservative values of guns, bibles and bigotry,” said Bill O’Reilly, “and it’s too bad that all of those liberal left wing political correctness wackos have given bigotry a bad name.”

“We have sent a message to the world,” said a jubilant Chambliss, “that Georgia will not be dragged into the 21st century, heck the 20th century by the evil forces of justice, equal opportunity and enlightenment.” “Obama should just pack up and go home,” said Newt Gingrich, who campaigned hard for his fellow Georgian, “as we can now block everything Obama wants to get done. Our strategy will be that after we filibuster, we will blame the obstructionist do-nothing Democrats.” “So you want change, Mr. Fancy Pants Celebrity President,” said Harley Cransmouth of the Georgia GOP, “when we Republicans get through with you, you’ll be lucky if you can change a tire.”

“Every time them damn Yankees think they can tear us down, the South will rise again,” said Yancy Plough of Rome, Georgia, “and I ain’t whistling Dixie here…well, actually, I am.” “Saxby’s victory is like a deliverance for us Georgians,” said Clay Vincent of Macon, “I must might have to break out my banjo.”

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