NEW FOX NEWS POLL: OBAMA WORST PRESIDENT EVER
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) – In a report to be broadcast tomorrow, Fox News will unveil its exhaustive new poll that shows that Barack Obama is now considered the worst President ever. “It is a very scientific poll of our viewers,” said Fox President Roger Ailes, “they are absolutely appalled by Obama, who now has the lowest approval rating in the history of Fox Television.”

The report shows him with an unfavorable rating of 95%, easily topping the previous worst President, Bill Clinton who had a negative rating of 79%. “Frankly, I am not surprised,” said Glenn Beck, “what’s there to like about a militant black Muslim who follows a hateful black Christian preacher, while going around stealing money from rich folks who stole it fair and square from the idiots who were too stupid to know it was being stolen from them in the first place.”

Our poll indicated that Americans were fed up with the Obama recession, his two failed wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the way he did nothing when Hurricane Katrina hit, and all the bad feeling he crated around the world for the United States,” said Doyle Manchester, a Fox analyst. “You have to feel for Obama a bit” continued Manchester, “because after all, Obama had to follow one of the most loved and patriotic presidents of all time, George W. Bush.” The Fox News poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 100 percent.

An Obama spokesperson said the Fox report was preposterous as President Elect Obama has not yet taken office. “That is the lamest excuse in the world,” responded Shirley Cott, of Fox News. “It’s just like Obama to try and avoid responsibility.”