BUSH DISCOVERS ECONOMY IS NOT JUST ONE OF THE SIZES OF CARS YOU CAN RENT
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) - In his weekly radio address, President George W. Bush admitted that he had just recently discovered that there is an economy which effects the financial health of the country. “This other kind of economy, you know that the country runs on was news to me,” Bush said, “I always thought that economy was the large size of stuff that people can buy if they are, you know, not rich.”

The President said he was further misled about the state of the economy when right after he learned what it was, Senator McCain told him the basic fundamentals of the economy were sound. “Boy, if that was straight talk,” Bush said, “I might just want to hear gay talk.”

The President concluded his radio address by saying that there are four things that are important in getting the economy going again. “There is free trade, free markets, free people, and me getting a free pass for not getting blamed for messing up the economy.”

The President’s plan is already well underway according to White House Press Secretary Dana Perino. “I am not sure about any of that free this and that,” Perino said, “but we are having success starting to get the media call the downturn in the economy the Obama recession.”