REAGAN’S TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS HITS FIRST MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY
By R J Shulman
PAWLING, New York – (PTSD News) – Sydney Wollink may have just made history. The 53 year old dry cleaner may be the first middle class American who has benefited from President Reagan’s economic plan which became known as the trickle down theory.

“I was returning a suit to this very rich guy, Dyson Winterbridge III,” said Wollink, “ and he handed me an extra five dollar bill. He mumbled something about missing Ronld Reagan and worrying that Obama was going force him to share his wealth rather than for him to do it voluntarily.”

When contacted by the Post Times Sun Dispatch, Winterbridge, who is better known as Joe the Billionaire, said he was unaware of any gift to Wollink and insists he is going to take action to get his five dollars back including interest.”

“This proves the trickle down surge is working,” said John McCain. “Obama has to admit that the trickle down surge is working.” “I always knew the theory of giving all the money to the rich would work someday,” said President Bush. “and now it's finally tinkling down to the not rich people.”