OBAMA PICKS PALIN FOR AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – In a bipartisan move, President Elect Barack Obama chose Sarah Palin as Ambassador to Russia. “I know how important her family is to her,” Obama told reporters, “so that’s why I chose a position where she could work from home.”

Palin said she told Obama she would “have to get back to ya on that one,” but indicated she would accept as long as the job didn’t require her to “pal around with terrorists.”

“You know how they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer,” said Robert Clemson, a Washington insider. “This is Obama’s real strategy. He has already included former rivals Bill Richardson and Hillary Clinton in his cabinet. Expect further odd fellows in his administration.” The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned from a reliable source that Obama will tap talk show host Michael Savage as his ambassador to Mexico and Rush Limbaugh as the new drug czar.