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Friday, October 17, 2008

GOP WORRIED ABOUT “McCAIN MUTINY EFFECT” – REPUBLICAN VOTERS WILL SWITCH TO OBAMA IN THE VOTING BOOTH
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – GOP leaders are concerned that usually loyal party members will voice support for McCain publicly, but in the privacy of the voting booth will pull the lever for Obama. The phenomenon has been called the McCain Mutiny effect because, “some voters just cannot get themselves to vote for an old man without a plan,” said Vic Sweeney, a Republican strategist. “Obama has the audacity to pull the issues card which has resonated with the voters while McCain’s attack Obama strategy has fallen flat,” Sweeney admitted.

The polls show a slight lead for Obama, but if the McCain mutiny effect turns out to be real, an awful lot of red states will be might blue.” “It is so hard to believe in this day and age that some loyal Republicans are still issuist,” said Rich Davis head of the McCain campaign. “So we will do our best to avoid the issues and attack them for being in the same restaurant with some terrorist like Cat Stevens.

“I just can’t believe it,” said life-long Republican, “but this year I am going to have to vote based on the issues and that favors Obama.”

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