DEMS RESPONSIBLE FOR McCAIN RALLY HATE SPEECH: THEY’RE THE PARTY WHO SELECTED THAT ONE
By R J Shulman
CROWS FEET, Georgia – The John McCain campaign shot back today at those who have criticized the hatred and death threats aimed at Obama during McCain and Palin rallies. “I can’t control what a crowd might say,” said John McCain, “All I do is tell them the straight talk that Obama parties with terrorists and wants to teach your children about sex in kindergarten and let the people decide about him.”

“It’s all about two candidates who just happen to disagree with each other on the issues,” said Sarah Palin. “John McCain is a patriot who will maverick the country back into the American dream, while that one wants all your babies to die horrible deaths and if they somehow survive, Obama wants to kill them again with high taxes.”

“I don’t understand all this whining by the leftist commie liberals,” said Rick Davis of the McCain campaign, “there would be no talk about race if the Democrats didn’t make their choice of a candidate based upon the audacity to hope that a black man could win the presidency.”