NEW BOOK EXPLAINS PALIN PHENOMENON, FROM BRUTE TO CUTE:THE EXTREME MAKEOVER OF THE GOP VICE PRESIDENT
By R J Shulman
MIAMI, Florida (PTSD News) – Wayne V. Bogardus, best-selling author of I Hate to Mention 911: Giuliani’s Rise to National Prominence, has released a new book explaining the sea change in the Republican party’s image for its vice president. The book, From Brut to Cute: explains that the traditional Republican vice president was a snarly, junk yard dog attack machine. “There was jowly, schowly Nixon and agitated Agnew and chilling Cheney,” says Bogardus.

“With the surprise selection of Sarah Palin, the Republicans seemed to have been a 180,” Bogardus writes, “but this is only a wolf is sheep’s glasses. Instead of a growl and a scowl before an attack, you get a wink and a wrinkled nose before the kill. You still have a person who wants to drill for oil even if all the polar bears have to die, a person who likes to shoot first and then have God sort out the bodies. With Sarah Palin you have a mayor of a town that changed rape victims for the rape kit examination. Even Cheney wouldn’t have had the balls to do that.”

Brute hits the bookstores next week. When told about the book, Sarah Palin said, “Doggone it. Now I am going to have to offer a one-hundred and fifty dollar bounty for anyone who shoots Mr. Bogardus from a helicopter.”