LIMBAUGH DECLARES THE 60’S DEAD: THERE’S NO PEACE, NO LOVE, AND NO DOPE EXCEPT MY OXYCONTIN
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – Talk show host Rush Limbaugh declared on Monday total victory over the 1960’s. “We have finally prevailed over the darkest period in American history, the sixties,” Limbaugh said. “Just like we have made liberal a dirty word, we have made caring about others a thing of great ridicule. Sarah Palin proved that with the support she received when she ridiculed Obama’s service as a community organizer.”

“Limbaugh is right. If you talk about peace and love you are either a deluded old hippie or a person simply out of touch with reality,” said Frank Buckles of the Heritage Foundation. “America was built on fierce individualism and except for that unfortunate decade that came between the fabulous 50’s and the casual 70’s, it’s been every man for himself.”

“The American Dream has returned with a vengeance,” said fellow talk show host Michael Savage. “If we can only convince a few more vigilante groups to shoot illegals, we will be back in the 50’s, before all those evil foreigners brought their disease soaked cultures into this country.”

“To see that the 60’s are officially dead,” Limbaugh concluded, “look no further than the Presidential race. McCain is such a disaster that if Obama was white McCain would be behind by 40 points. But good old American traditional values about racial issues has this one a dead heat.”