BUSH: WE NEED TO ATTACK THE ECONOMY TO STOP IT FROM BECOMING A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – President Bush urged Congress to give him the authority to use whatever force is necessary to “remove banks and other financial institutions from the tyranny of bad loans.” “I will call this mission Operation Banking Freedom,’ the President said, “because we need to protect American men women and children from those bankofascist terrorists.”

“We know one of the bankers ate yellow cake before he signed off on a bad loan,” said former Secretary of State Colin Powell. “The money surge is working,” said an upbeat John McCain. “Of course, now that that problem is just about solved, I’ll have to come up with another crisis to use as an excuse not to debate Obama.”

“If we don’t act now,” said Vice President Dick Cheney, “our economy will be in its final throes.” “I am kinda excited about all of this,” said Sarah Palin, “those bankers look like caribou in the headlights.”