FOX TV: ABC-TV ASKED DEMS SOFTBALL QUESTIONS ALL NIGHT
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News lamented today that ABC-TV’s Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopolous threw softball questions at Senators Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama. “It was a freaking kumbayah love fest,” said Britt Hume. “I can’t believe talk was wasted on the economy and the war when Americans really needed to know whether Reverend Wright was wearing a flag lapel pin when he made that hatful sermon. Americans also want to know just how bitter that radical weatherman Bill Ayers was in the 60’s and speaking of weathermen, whether Al Roker is bitter because he hasn’t lost as much weight as he wanted to.”

“I would have asked Hillary,” said Bill O’Reilly, “what was the first thing she said to her husband Bill after she found out about that blue dress, and whether she believed that the infamous blue dress made Monica Lewinsky look fat or was she just fat.” “The most important issue of this campaign was completely ignored by ABC’s liberal commentators,” said Laura Ingram, “They didn’t ask Obama when his wife Michele stopped hating America.” “Another major political question on the tip of all of America’s tongues that was not asked,” said Sean Hannity, “was who would have a better chance of defeating John McCain in November, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?” “The media must start asking tough relevant questions,” said Ronald White, a Fox News staffer, “or Americans could unwittingly end up with a moron in the oval office, and then where would we all be?”