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Friday, April 18, 2008

CLARENCE THOMAS ON OBAMA:THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AFFIRMATIVE ACTION WITH ME
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – In an exclusive interview with the Post Times Sun Dispatch, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said that while affirmative action had done some good in the past, these “hand-out programs have, worn out their welcome. For these preference programs,” Thomas said, “to have propelled a nobody like Barak Obama onto the national scene as a viable Presidential candidate is all the evidence I need to make my decision that affirmative action should be outlawed.”

“The last kind of person you want in the Oval office,” Thomas said, “is an unqualified dunce, who got into the Ivy Leagues due to some unfair preference, like his father went there and ends up as President where he will surely be in over his head. This is the kind of guy who could get us into needless wars and attack the very Constitution he has sworn to uphold.”

The issue of affirmative action is slated for review by the Supreme Court later this year. Many people believe that the court will strike down affirmative action as being unconstitutional. “I certainly hope so,” said Paris Hilton, “people should get where they are on pure talent.”

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