FOX NEWS MAKES ERRONEOUS REPORTS REGARDING CLINTON HOSTAGE CRISIS
By R J Shulman
ROCHESTER, New Hampshire – Those who were watching Fox News when the story broke about a possible hostage situation at Senator Clinton’s campaign headquarters in Rochester, New Hamphire got a headline that read: Hillary Clinton Holds Bill Clinton Hostage. Then Brit Hume announced that Hillary was holding her husband hostage until he “came clean about Monica Lewisky.”

“As it turned out, that report was highly inaccurate,” said Ford Mayfair, media consultant. “We retracted it right away,” said Wayne Clarke, a Fox spokesperson. “The problem,” continued Mayfair, “was that Hume corrected the report by saying that it was Bill Clinton who was holding Hillary hostage until she “fessed up about being a lesbian." When asked why Fox had made such major errors on the story, an unnamed Fox spokesperson said, “we got it from the Drudge report, but later said, “this is Fox. We report, you decide.”