BUSH SAYS DON’T BELIEVE MY FORMER PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SECRETARY’S TELL-ALL BOOK, HE WAS LYING THEN AND HE’S LYING NOW
By R J Shulman
DALLAS, Texas – Former Presidential Press Secretary Scott McClelland will be releasing a book this spring regarding his years as President Bush’s Press Secretary in which he claims that he was assured that senior officials of the Bush Administration did not have any knowledge or participate in the outing of covert CIA agent Valarie Plame. The book will implicate those in the highest levels, including Karl Rove, Vice President Dick Cheney and the President himself as being involved in the Valarie Plame affair. McClelland claims that he did hot know at the time that what he was told to disclose to the press by Bush, Cheney and Rove was untrue.

“The American People must understand,” the President said upon learning of McClelland’s upcoming book, “that I have first hand knowledge that the little twerp was lying to y’all whenever me and Dick sent him out there to the press folks, so you certainly can’t believicate his lyin’eyes now.” “Sometimes you have to go to the dark side, if you will,” said Vice President Dick Cheney to the Post Times Sun Dispatch, “and I can assure you that Scott McClelland is in his final throes.”