BUSH SAYS GLOBAL WARMING

JUST A BUNCH OF HOT AIR
By R J Shulman
CRAWFORD, Texas – Commenting on the Global Warming Summit that is being held in Bali, President Bush says, “of course it’s hot in Bali. They should changicate the location of the summit to the Antartic Circle or Chicago, then they would see we have some serious global chillin’.”

Bush has rejected the findings of the United Nations commission on global warming that says something must be done soon to prevent catastrophic results. He has refused to meet with other world leaders and instead is spending time clearing brush on his Texas Ranch. “Who cares if a little polar ice melts,” said Bush, “as long as the melting isn’t the ice in my martini.”