IRAQI WAR: LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL COMES FROM IRAN
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D. C. The Post-Times-Sun-Dispatch has learned that the light at the end of the tunnel that President Bush has been assuring everyone exists in war against the insurgents in Iraq is not just a figure of speech: It’s real. “At the end of the Iraqi tunnel there is a light, alright,” said a Pentagon official who made the statement on condition of anonymity, “but the tunnel is between Iraqi and Iran and the light will be from all the bombing and shock and awe the Administration has planned on the Iran side.”

President Bush was unavailable for questioning, asking for privacy as he clears brush from his ranch. However, while not confirming or denying any plans to bomb Iran, Vice President Cheney said, “we have a lot of excess bombs and would you rather use them over there or use them over here?”