FOX NEWS DOCUMENTARY: THOM HARTMANN HUGS TREES THEN WRITES COUNLTESS BOOKS THAT CAUSES THEM TO BE CHOPPED DOWN
By R J Shulman
PORTLAND, Oregon – The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that Fox News is going to air a half-hour documentary called Thom Hartmann: Environmental Hypocrite and His Secret War Against Trees, in which the Air America talk show host is accused of promoting environmental friendly positions but then authoring a string of books that needed a slew of trees to be harvested for paper. Hartmann has released “Screwed, the Undeclared War Against the Middle Class” and “Cracking the Code” in just that last two years.

“If he loves the environment so much,” says Brit Hume in the documentary, “he shouldn’t even be reading books, let alone publishing them causing whole forests to be devastated.” “Just like that fake environmentalist Al Gore who uses electricity and flies on planes,” says Bill O’Reilly, “Thom is one of those liberal hypocrites who want to communistically stop the free market from making the best use of trees, but have no trouble when a tree is felled to make paper to be used to print their personal propaganda which will find its way into the hands of all of those people who don’t listen to liberal talk radio.”

The documentary is set to air next Thursday, right before the documentary on John Edwards, called “John Edwards, Poverty Supporting Hypocrite Who Refuses to Take Vow of Poverty Himself.”