BILL O’REILLY REVEALS SECRET DOCUMENTS THAT OUTLINE THE GAY AGENDA
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK, New York – Talk show host Bill O’Reilly announced today that he has obtained secret papers that lay out the Gay Agenda. Found in a raid on a secret public bathroom stall, O’Reilly who has dubbed the documents, “the Pentagay Papers, says that he can now expose what he feared “all decent Americans would have to guard themselves against.”

“These San Francisco values,” said O’Reilly, “show without a doubt that gays want to elect Hillary Clinton as President, who is a known Lesbian who will then try and outlaw breeding, which would of course, end America as we know it. In addition,” O’Reilly said, “Hillary and her illicit cohorts would then attack all good thinking Christians by pointing out that Jesus Christ was in his thirties, never married, adored his mother and wanted to help the poor and promote peace, like all homosexuals do.”

“The next thing you know,” said talk show host Glen Beck, after he read the documents, “is that some disgusting perverts will go around to funerals of dead soldiers with signs that read, “God hates Straights. We just can’t have that.”