HALLIBURTON AND BLACKWATER ACCUSED OF OVERCHARGING FOR CANS OF WHUP-ASS
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The General Accounting Office has announced that private contractors, such as Halliburton and Blackwater have routinely overcharged the Pentagon for their services. “In one instance,” said Harriet Blocomb, of the GAO, “Halliburton invoiced the Government $3.8 million for a can of semi-gloss whup-ass. What makes it worse,” said Bolcomb, “was that the can was defective and could not be opened.” Other defective items listed on invoices included, $1.7 million for “a bottle of hell-raising and $1.3 million for a box of ass kickin’.

“At least them folks ain’t agin the war on terror like the name-calling Defeat-o-crats that have infilterated Congress,” said President Bush, “and besides that money going to my buddies is like the old saying they have in Texas or is it Tennessee, “you’ve got to have honor among thieves and Halliburdon and Blackface have a barrel full of honor.