LARRY CRAIG TO LEAVE SENATE TO HOST REALITY TV SHOW CALLED AMERICA’S WIDEST STANCE
By R J Shulman
Hollywood, CA – Senator Larry Craig once again announced that he is resigning his seat in the senate, although this time it will be to host a new reality TV show on the Logo Network. “In America’s Widest Stance,” Craig said, “we will cruise bathroom stalls, non-gay ones of course, in cites such as Minneapolis, San Francisco, and Greenwich Village to find the men with the widest stance.” When asked why he is taking the TV job, Craig said, “you just can’t refuse an interesting position when opportunity comes tapping at your door and this chance is so exciting I’ve just been groping for words.”
The show, which is set to start taping next Monday at midnight in a stall in Madison, Wisconsin’s Hot Kielbasa Bar, will allow the show’s winner to select his own prize by choosing whatever is behind closet number one two or three.