BUSH SAYS CONSTITUTION NOT WORTH THE PAPER IT WAS TYPED ON
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In pushing for a bill that will allow warrantless wiretapping and secret tribunals for enemy combatants, President Bush dismissed the Constitution as irrelevant saying, “that Constitution is from the Seventeen hundredths, more than five hundred years-old, we need to more follow a much newer thing, like the Bible.” “Pesident Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney held a Rose Garden ceremony where they burned the original document. "I beleive the Constitution is in its final throes," the Vice President said. "Besides,” Bush added, “my doctor says I have a good constitution and that is all the constituting the American people need to know about."