MYSTERIOUS FIRES IN BUNKER DESTROY CHENEY’S PICTURE FILE
By R J Shulman

HOOVER, Wyoming - A pre-dawn fire in a bunker near this picturesque Wyoming town apparently has destroyed Vice President Dick Cheney’s secret collection of photographs of government officials. The origin of the blaze remains a mystery, but the Vice President told the Post-Times-Sun-Dispatch that “one minute I was looking at a hot picture of Valerie Plame and then a fire broke out.”

Before the fire could be brought under control, it destroyed Cheney’s prized collection of photographs, many of them of members of Congress and the press. “Not to worry,” the Vice President said, “I still know where they all live.”