GOP PREFERS HILLARY: THEY ARE IN THEIR ELEMENT WHEN THEY CAN BLAME A CLINTON
By R J Shulman





Type of picture of Hillary GOP will use

WASHINGTON, D.C. The Republican strategists are doing all they can to assure that the Democratic Nominee for President will be Hillary Clinton. “It’s not that the GOP wants to run against her to defeat her,” said Clifford Stanton of the Heritage Institute, “it’s that they know two things, first, a Democrat will win, just look at the bozos the Republicans have put up, and two, Bush has screwed things up so bad that even if the next President was a combination of the best elements of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Jesus combined, they couldn’t fix Bush’s mess.”

The GOP idea, according to reliable sources is to spend the next four years blaming Hillary for the failed Iraq campaign, the loss of American prestige and jobs, and for the terrible deficit. “Fox news and the rest of the corporate media were so successful at blaming everything on President Clinton during his term in office, it should be a very easy to blame a Clinton again, and like before sweep the GOP back into power in the Congress,” said the source. The Post-Time-Sun-Dispatch has learned that the GOP has already printed up a million bumper stickers that say, “It’s all Clinton’s Fault.” “It’s not whether you win or lose,” said a Republican Strategist, “it’s ultimately how you shift the blame.”