GENERAL PETRAEUS TAPPED TO PICK NEW GENERALS, SAYS THE PURGE IS WORKING
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, General David Petraeus has been summoned back to Washington to preside over a board that will choose the next group of generals. It is unusual for an active general in a combat theatre to be brought in to choose the next line of generals.

“I was so much impressicated with Petraeus,” said President Bush, “as David is who gave us progress on the progress we have been progressing with in Iraq against the terrorist killers that I have decided that he pick the kind of generals that we need on the ground for all our future wars.” Petraeus said he is happy that all the new generals “will be on the same page.”