NEW ORLEANS LEVY REPAIR: THEY PROMISED US FIVE FEET BUT GAVE US SIX INCHES
By R J Shulman
NEW ORLEANS – In it’s initial report, the Army Corps of Engineers had stated that repairs to the levies in New Orleans would now with stand floods five feet higher than what occurred in Hurricane Katrina. However, a closer examination has indicated that the levies now would withstand only six inches more than Katirna’s flood level.

“No one had any idea that the levies needed to be fixicated after Tornado Katrina,” President Bush said. “The levies were already in poor shape,” said Barbara Bush, “so any repairs they have made should work well for them.”

“The fault lies with the governor and the mayor, and not the President who had not been called regarding a need for levy repairs.” said Presidential Press Secretary Dana Perino. “It’s just like them fat cat white politicians,” said Sadie LaRoux, a New Orleans Native, “to promise you five feet and then give you just six short-ass inches.”