PELOSI: DEMS ARE WILLING TO PUT IMPEACHMENT BACK ON THE TABLE, BUT NEED TO OBTAIN TABLE FIRST
By R J Shulman


WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters today that despite the overwhelming evidence of high crimes, misdemeanors and high treason committed by President Bush and his administration, impeachment is still off the table. “The truth is we have to get a table first,” Pelosi said, “and frankly the way we Democrats have been acting, we don’t have a leg to stand on, let alone four.”


“Who don’t need no stinkin’ table,” said Presidential hopeful Dennis Kusinich, “if we don’t have a darn table, then let’s just put impeachment on the floor, the floor of the House that is.” “They can impeachicate me all they want,” said President Bush, “I’ll just Musharrif them with some re-selecting of the Superb Court, re-constitute the Constitution with some house arrests and dismissication the legislative branch.”