BUSH TO AGGRESSIVELY PUSH PEACE AT SUMMIT IN MARYLAND
By R J Shulman
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – President Bush said he is pleased that all 15 invited Arab nations have agreed to attend a two-day conference to re-start the Middle East peace process. Syria, the last hold out, just announced they will attend since they will be allowed to discuss the future of the Golan Heights which they lost to Israel in the 1967 war.

“The people must understand,” the President said, “that the conflictication between the Israelis and Palestinians is like the Hatfields and McCoys only not as old as that feud. I don’t know if the Hatfields are more like the A-rabs or the Jews like the McCoys, but I will try and get them to be more Christian toward each other sos they can start the roadwork to peace to get to a two state solution.” The President added, “I know two states can get along from my own personal experience, for instance, like the state of confusion and a drunken state.”