SOUTHERN STATES WILL BOYCOTT NEW TWENTY-DOLLAR BILL UNLESS HARRIET TUBMAN IS REPLACED WITH SARAH PALIN

by R J Shulman

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – (PTSD News) – A number of red states are furious over the decision to replace the portrait of President Andrew Jackson with abolitionist and women’s voting advocate Harriet Tubman on the twenty-dollar bill.  “Once again, Washington is trampling on states’ rights with their liberal agenda by putting a law breaker and voting fraud advocate on our money,” said Jimmy Bobby Earle, a South Carolina Republican state representative from Charleston, “and there is nothing more dangerous to America than blacks running around freely and voting.”

Earle, along with Republican political leaders from nine other southern states have formed a coalition to boycott the use of the twenty-dollar bill unless the planned Tubman portrait is replaced with a more modern women’s leader, Sarah Palin. “Sarah was governor of the largest American state and won the election in 22 states as the vice president of the United States,” Earle said, “while all that Tubman did was receive stolen goods when she helped workers escape from their rightful owners.”

Earle, who’s group, the Stop Un-American Currency Kinship or SUCK have conceded that it may be time for a woman to be depicted on a bill, said they might be willing to give up their Palin demands if Jackson is replaced with either Nancy Reagan or the Playmate of the Month from November 1973.

“This is a big issue for us,” Earle told reporter Caroline Patrikis from WIS-TV, Channel 10 in Columbia, “because if this nonsense is not stopped now, they will soon be replacing George Washington and Thomas Jefferson with George Jefferson.”