ALABAMA TO VOTE ON REPEALING THE MAGNA CARTA AMIDST FEARS THE ENLIGHTENMENT WILL SOON ARRIVE IN STATE

by R J Shulman

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (PTSD News Service) – Next Tuesday, voters in Alabama will be asked to vote on The Right to Be Free from Special Rights Act, which essentially repeals the human rights contained in the Magna Carta, the document English citizens forced King John to sign in 1215.  “That liberal Magna Carta has forced us to grant special rights to women, blacks, Jews and those who have satanically chosen the gay lifestyle in contradiction to the word of God and enough is enough,” said Bobby Lee Allwhite, (R- Frog’s Eye), a co-sponsor of the bill.

“We need to pass this law now before it becomes too late to stop the onslaught of any more of those subversive leftist ideas of the Enlightenment that has put the blasphemous notion in the heads of people that they can think for themselves when all they need to know is in the Bible and their gun manual,” said Riley Lee Riley, (R-Anniston) who co-sponsored the bill with Allwhite.

If the bill is passed, Governor Robert Bentley said he would sign it into law, “because lately there has been just too much thinking going on in Alabama.” 

ALABAMA TO VOTE ON REPEALING THE MAGNA CARTA AMIDST FEARS THE ENLIGHTENMENT WILL SOON ARRIVE IN STATE

by R J Shulman

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (PTSD News Service) – Next Tuesday, voters in Alabama will be asked to vote on The Right to Be Free from Special Rights Act, which essentially repeals the human rights contained in the Magna Carta, the document English citizens forced King John to sign in 1215.  “That liberal Magna Carta has forced us to grant special rights to women, blacks, Jews and those who have satanically chosen the gay lifestyle in contradiction to the word of God and enough is enough,” said Bobby Lee Allwhite, (R- Frog’s Eye), a co-sponsor of the bill.

“We need to pass this law now before it becomes too late to stop the onslaught of any more of those subversive leftist ideas of the Enlightenment that has put the blasphemous notion in the heads of people that they can think for themselves when all they need to know is in the Bible and their gun manual,” said Riley Lee Riley, (R-Anniston) who co-sponsored the bill with Allwhite.

If the bill is passed, Governor Robert Bentley said he would sign it into law, “because lately there has been just too much thinking going on in Alabama.”