RUBIO SUFFERS BREAKDOWN AFTER TRYING TO GET HISPANIC AND ANTI-HISPANIC VOTE

by R J Shulman

CONWAY, New Hampshire – Republican Presidential Candidate Marco Rubio was hospitalized after suddenly collapsing while he was speaking at a rally in New Hampshire.  “He just got through saying, ‘we have to get very tough on those illegal immigrants, mis amigos’ and then began to foam at the mouth, grabbed an American flag in one hand, a jar of salsa in the other and kinda tipped over,” said Buddy Martin, an electrician from Manchester, New Hampshire who was attending the rally.

Rubio aide Bubba Martinez said doctors are treating Rubio for simple exhaustion, but a reliable source says that doctors are concerned that Rubio may be suffering from a form schizophrenia because he seems to have two completely opposing personalities.

Rubio, a rising star in the Republican Party has been courting the Hispanic vote due to his Cuban heritage, but has taken an increasingly hash positon against illegal immigrants due to the success that immigrant-bashing Donald Trump has in the polls.  “If that little weasel thinks he can out trump me on hating Mexicans and the like, he’s got another think coming,” Donald Trump told Fox News.