KIM DAVIS CONVERTS TO ISLAM: WILL ENFORCE SHARIA LAW IN ROWAN COUNTY

by R J Shulman

MOREHEAD, Kentucky (PTSD News Service) – The recently freed county clerk Kim Davis announced today that after marrying her sixth husband, Akbar Mohammed Al Kazeem, she has converted to Islam.  “My conscience which is now based upon the Quran will not let me issue marriage licenses to same sex couples,” she told a thinning number of supporters outside her Morehead office.  “We Christians have been double crossed,” said Barbara Mooney, a former Davis supporter.

Ted Cruz said he may remove his support of Davis saying, “I sure like her anti-gay stance, but the Sharia stuff maybe not so much.”

In a related story, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee was rushed to a hospital in nearby Lexington, Kentucky.  “Mike heard the news about Kim Davis becoming a Muslim and he kind of just keeled over,” said a Huckabee aide.  Doctor Abhishek Banerjee a physician at Saint Joseph Hospital in Lexington said, “We are not sure if Mr. Huckabee suffered a stroke or just blew some of his brain matter through his rectum.”