GOP VOWS TO STOP OBAMA’S TYRANNICAL MARCH TOWARD ELIMINATING THE DEFICIT

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – House Republicans held an emergency meeting today to prepare for an important vote to impeach President Obama for high crimes against the American public for trying to destroy their long-held belief that only conservative Republicans are good for the economy.  “We Republicans have been asleep at that wheel,” said Speaker John  Boehner, “because we have let this Democrat President significantly bring down unemployment, nearly double the stock market, provide health care for millions, save millions of jobs in the auto industry and be in a position to bring the deficit to damn near zero.  Every American knows it is an unspeakable treason for a socialist liberal to have done all of these things when it should be a conservative Republican who should get the credit for it.”

“The worst crime in all this,” said Senator Ted Cruz,” who is leading the GOP Senate effort to remove the President from office if the house should impeach him, “is that this kind of economic success is granted by the Constitution solely to a Christian conservative Republican and is not to be usurped by some black, foreign-born Muslim thug.”

GOP front runner Donald Trump said he was in favor of firing the President and said that Americans would not have to worry about economics under a Trump presidency because at the first sign of financial trouble he would simply declare bankruptcy.