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Wednesday, September 23, 2015












FOX NEWS: POPE SHOULDN’T MIX POLITICS WITH RELIGION, BUT SUPPORT KIM DAVIS INSTEAD

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Bill O’Reilly on Fox News said that Pope Francis was overstepping boundaries and his welcome in the United States by espousing political views when as a spiritual leader he should only be discussing religious doctrine.  “This Pope has unfortunately been politicized by liberals and greedy grant seeking scientists into talking about climate change, a political issue, when he should be talking strictly about religious topics like why Kim Davis should be allowed to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples due to her deeply felt religious beliefs,” O’Reilly said.


“I am further shocked that rather than follow the teachings of Christ who said that we should not covet thy neighbor’s wealth, the Pope is calling for successful people to be forced to redistribute their property to those jealous of their success,” O’Reilly said.  “And where in the bible did Jesus talk about allowing illegal immigrants into your country willy nilly as supported by Pope Francis?” O’Reilly said.  “I just don’t know what the hell this Pope is thinking.  Maybe before he leaves the US he will come to his senses and bring the real message of Jesus to America, that everyone should have the God given right to own a gun, women have no rights to their bodies, business should be completely deregulated and that taxes should be eliminated for the wealthy job creators.  Then and only then will I start to believe that this Pope is infallible.” 

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